Really Important Stuff - that your kids will teach you
1. It’s more fun to color outside the lines.
2. If you’re going to draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.
3. Ask why until you understand.
4. Hang on tight.
5. Even if you’ve been fishing for 3 hours and haven’t gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you’re still better off than the worm.
6. Make up the rules as you go along.
7. It doesn’t matter who started it.
8. Ask for sprinkles.
9. If the horse you are drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
10. Save a place in line for your friends.
11. Sometimes you take the test before you’ve finished studying.
12. If you want a kitten, start asking for a horse.
13. Picking your nose when no one else is looking is still picking your nose.
14. Keep banging until someone opens the door.
15. Making your bed is a waste of time.
16. There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
17. Even Popeye didn’t eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.
18. If your dog doesn’t like someone, you probably shouldn’t either.
19. Toads aren’t ugly, there just toads.
20. Don’t pop someone else’s bubble.
21. You work so hard pedaling uphill that you hate to brake on the way down.
22. If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year, you’ll have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life.
23. You can’t ask to start over just because you are losing the game.
24. Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.
25. Make your mother proud of you.
(Author Unknown)
